"Hey, Mick, there is someone outside my window yelling, 'Mara....Mara....Mara'. I don't know Mara, and the yelling is starting to bother me. Can you offer me any suggestions?"
"I would open your window and ask the person yelling to go away. And if he doesn't, I would start firing soft projectiles in his general direction. Nothing hard enough to hurt him, just something that will send him the message."
1 comment:
May I recommend flinging rotten tangerines and screaming, "Happy [enter holiday here], [expletive deleted]-heads!"
Post a Comment